Jay's Days Vol.3 - The Rise and fall of the Pasta Shop Lothario
Fans of the Jay's Days series of autobiographical books by series creator Jason Marcy will find the same heartfelt humor that they've come to love in the first two books. Those who haven't read his previous works are sure to find a good place to jump in at this third volume. And if you like this one you will definitely want to pick up his other two books. Breaking from the usual format of multiple short stories this volume centers around two running themes; Jay's guilt over his perverted attraction to teenage girls, and Jays world spinning out of control when he and wife Kris discover they are going to have a baby.
Trust me folks it doesn't get more manic than this! Some deep and emotional stuff. Jay's work is always a roller coaster ride of emotion. I honestly thought this would be his first autobio books that I could read through without crying, but about 3/4 of the way through the book there was a real life heart wrenching scene that coaxed a few tears out of this reader. For all the heart wrenching points in this book there are a lot of high points and hilarious situations. This kind of emotional joyride is nothing new in the series of Jay's Days book and in this third volume Mr. Marcy keeps up the tradition and doesn't disappoint
Hey folks, remeber the Friday blog that disappeared, so was to be added to today's blog? Well now that's all been moved over to tommorow so that I can continue a rather interesting "Chain Blog" sent to me by Alan David Doane, care of Andrew the Man Foster. I encourage any readers out there to continue the list on thier own blogs. Rules etc. are explained below.
- Bold those you have read
- Italicize those you started, but didn't finish
- Add three books after the last one
001. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien
002. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
003. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman 004. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
005. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling 006. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee
007. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne 008. 1984, George Orwell 009. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis
010. Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte
011. Catch-22, Joseph Heller
012. WutheringHeights, Emily Bronte
013. Birdsong, Sebastian Faulks
014. Rebecca, Daphne du Maurier 015. The Catcher in the Rye, JD Salinger 016. The Wind in the Willows, Kenneth Grahame 017. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens 018. Little Women, Louisa May Alcott 019. Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Louis de Bernieres
020. War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy
021. Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell
022. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone, JK Rowling
023. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets, JK Rowling
024. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, JK Rowling 025. The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien
026. Tess Of The D'Urbervilles, Thomas Hardy
027. Middlemarch, George Eliot
028. A Prayer For Owen Meany, John Irving
029. The Grapes Of Wrath, John Steinbeck 030. Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
031. The Story Of Tracy Beaker, Jacqueline Wilson
032. One Hundred Years Of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
033. The Pillars Of The Earth, Ken Follett 034. David Copperfield, Charles Dickens 035. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl 036. Treasure Island, Robert Louis Stevenson
037. A Town Like Alice, Nevil Shute
038. Persuasion, Jane Austen 039. Dune, Frank Herbert
040. Emma, Jane Austen 041. Anne Of Green Gables, LM Montgomery 042. Watership Down, Richard Adams 043. The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald 044. The Count Of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas 045. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh 046. Animal Farm, George Orwell
047. A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens 048. Far From The Madding Crowd, Thomas Hardy
049. Goodnight Mister Tom, Michelle Magorian
050. The Shell Seekers, Rosamunde Pilcher 051. The SecretGarden, Frances Hodgson Burnett 052. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck 053. The Stand, Stephen King 054. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
055. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth
056. The BFG, Roald Dahl
057. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome 058. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell 059. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer
060. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
061. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman
062. Memoirs Of A Geisha, Arthur Golden
063. A Tale Of Two Cities, Charles Dickens
064. The Thorn Birds, Colleen McCollough
065. Mort, Terry Pratchett
066. The Magic Faraway Tree, Enid Blyton
067. The Magus, John Fowles
068. Good Omens, Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
069. Guards! Guards!, Terry Pratchett 070. Lord Of The Flies, William Golding
071. Perfume, Patrick Susskind
072. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists, Robert Tressell
073. Night Watch, Terry Pratchett
074. Matilda, Roald Dahl
075. Bridget Jones's Diary, Helen Fielding
076. The Secret History, Donna Tartt
077. The Woman In White, Wilkie Collins 078. Ulysses, James Joyce 079. Bleak House, Charles Dickens
080. Double Act, Jacqueline Wilson
081. The Twits, Roald Dahl
082. I Capture The Castle, Dodie Smith
083. Holes, Louis Sachar
084. Gormenghast, Mervyn Peake
085. The God Of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
086. Vicky Angel, Jacqueline Wilson
087. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley
088. Cold Comfort Farm, Stella Gibbons
089. Magician, Raymond E Feist
090. On The Road, Jack Kerouac
091. The Godfather, Mario Puzo
092. The Clan Of The Cave Bear, Jean M Auel
093. The Colour Of Magic, Terry Pratchett
094. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
095. Katherine, Anya Seton
096. Kane And Abel, Jeffrey Archer
097. Love In The Time Of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
098. Girls In Love, Jacqueline Wilson
099. The Princess Diaries, Meg Cabot
100. 's Children, Salman Rushdie
101. Three Men In A Boat, Jerome K. Jerome 102. Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
103. The Beach, Alex Garland 104. Dracula, Bram Stoker
105. Point Blanc, Anthony Horowitz
106. The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens
107. Stormbreaker, Anthony Horowitz
108. The Wasp Factory, Iain Banks
109. The Day Of The Jackal, Frederick Forsyth
110. The Illustrated Mum, Jacqueline Wilson
111. Jude The Obscure, Thomas Hardy
112. The Secret Diary Of Adrian Mole Aged 13 1/2, Sue Townsend
113. The Cruel Sea, Nicholas Monsarrat 114. Les Miserables, Victor Hugo
115. The Mayor Of Casterbridge, Thomas Hardy
116. The Dare Game, Jacqueline Wilson
117. Bad Girls, Jacqueline Wilson
118. The Picture Of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
119. Shogun, James Clavell
120. The Day Of The Triffids, John Wyndham
121. Lola Rose, Jacqueline Wilson
122. Vanity Fair, William Makepeace Thackeray
123. The Forsyte Saga, John Galsworthy
124. House Of Leaves, Mark Z. Danielewski
125. The Poisonwood Bible, Barbara Kingsolver
126. Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
127. Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging, Louise Rennison
128. The Hound Of The Baskervilles, Arthur Conan Doyle
129. Possession, A. S. Byatt
130. The Master And Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov
131. The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
132. Danny The Champion Of The World, Roald Dahl
133. East Of Eden, John Steinbeck
134. George's Marvellous Medicine, Roald Dahl
135. Wyrd Sisters, Terry Pratchett 136. The Color Purple, Alice Walker 137. Hogfather, Terry Pratchett
138. The Thirty-Nine Steps, John Buchan
139. Girls In Tears, Jacqueline Wilson
140. Sleepovers, Jacqueline Wilson
141. All Quiet On The Western Front, Erich Maria Remarque
142. Behind The Scenes At The Museum, Kate Atkinson 143. High Fidelity, Nick Hornby 144. It, Stephen King 145. James And The Giant Peach, Roald Dahl 146. The Green Mile, Stephen King
147. Papillon, Henri Charriere
148. Men At Arms, Terry Pratchett
149. Master And Commander, Patrick O'Brian
150. Skeleton Key, Anthony Horowitz
151. Soul Music, Terry Pratchett 152. Thief Of Time, Terry Pratchett 153. The Fifth Elephant, Terry Pratchett
154. Atonement, Ian McEwan
155. Secrets, Jacqueline Wilson
156. The Silver Sword, Ian Serraillier
157. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Ken Kesey
158. Heart Of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
159. Kim, Rudyard Kipling
160. Cross Stitch, Diana Gabaldon 161. Moby Dick, Herman Melville 162. River God, Wilbur Smith
163. Sunset Song, Lewis Grassic Gibbon
164. The Shipping News, Annie Proulx 165. The World According To Garp, John Irving
166. Lorna Doone, R. D. Blackmore
167. Girls Out Late, Jacqueline Wilson
168. The Far Pavilions, M. M. Kaye
169. The Witches, Roald Dahl 170. Charlotte's Web, E. B. White
171. Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
172. They Used To Play On Grass, Terry Venables and Gordon Williams
173. The Old Man And The Sea, Ernest Hemingway
174. The Name Of The Rose, Umberto Eco
175. Sophie's World, Jostein Gaarder
176. Dustbin Baby, Jacqueline Wilson
177. Fantastic Mr. Fox, Roald Dahl 178. Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov
179. Jonathan Livingstone Seagull, Richard Bach
180. The Little Prince, Antoine De Saint-Exupery
181. The Suitcase Kid, Jacqueline Wilson 182. Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens 183. The Power Of One, Bryce Courtenay
184. Silas Marner, George Eliot 185. American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis
186. The Diary Of A Nobody, George and Weedon Gross-mith
187. Trainspotting, Irvine Welsh 188. Goosebumps, R. L. Stine 189. Heidi, Johanna Spyri
190. Sons And Lovers, D. H. Lawrence
191. The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Milan Kundera
192. Man And Boy, Tony Parsons
193. The Truth, Terry Pratchett 194. The War Of The Worlds, H. G. Wells 195. The Horse Whisperer, Nicholas Evans
196. A Fine Balance, Rohinton Mistry
197. Witches Abroad, Terry Pratchett
198. The Once And Future King, T. H. White
199. The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle 200. Flowers In The Attic, Virginia Andrews 201. The Silmarillion, J.R.R. Tolkien
202. The Eye of the World, Robert Jordan
203. The Great Hunt, Robert Jordan
204. The Dragon Reborn, Robert Jordan
205. Fires of Heaven, Robert Jordan 206. Lord of Chaos, Robert Jordan
207. Winter's Heart, Robert Jordan 208. A Crown of Swords, Robert Jordan
209. Crossroads of Twilight, Robert Jordan
210. A Path of Daggers, Robert Jordan
211. As Nature Made Him, John Colapinto
212. Microserfs, Douglas Coupland
213. The Married Man, Edmund White
214. Winter's Tale, Mark Helprin
215. The History of Sexuality, Michel Foucault
216. Cry to Heaven, Anne Rice
217. Same-Sex Unions in Premodern Europe, John Boswell
218. Equus, Peter Shaffer
219. The Man Who Ate Everything, Jeffrey Steingarten
220. Letters To A Young Poet, Rainer Maria Rilke
221. Ella Minnow Pea, Mark Dunn 222. The Vampire Lestat, Anne Rice 223. Anthem, Ayn Rand
224. The Bridge To Terabithia, Katherine Paterson
225. Tartuffe, Moliere 226. The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka 227. The Crucible, Arthur Miller
228. The Trial, Franz Kafka
229. Oedipus Rex, Sophocles
230. Oedipus at Colonus, Sophocles
231. Death Be Not Proud, John Gunther
232. A Doll's House, Henrik Ibsen
233. Hedda Gabler, Henrik Ibsen
234. Ethan Frome, Edith Wharton
235. A Raisin In The Sun, Lorraine Hansberry
236. ALIVE!, Piers Paul Read
237. Grapefruit, Yoko Ono
238. Trickster Makes This World, Lewis Hyde
240. The Mists of Avalon, Marion Zimmer Bradley
241. Chronicles of Thomas Convenant, Unbeliever, Stephen Donaldson
242. Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny 242. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon
243. Summerland, Michael Chabon
244. A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole
245. Candide, Voltaire
246. The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and Six More, Roald Dahl
247. Ringworld, Larry Niven
248. The King Must Die, Mary Renault 249. Stranger in a Strange Land, Robert Heinlein 250. A Wrinkle in Time, Madeline L'Engle
251. The Eyre Affair, Jasper Fforde
252. The House Of The Seven Gables, Nathaniel Hawthorne 253. The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne
254. The Joy Luck Club, Amy Tan
255. The Great Gilly Hopkins, Katherine Paterson
256. Chocolate Fever, Robert Kimmel Smith
257. Xanth: The Quest for Magic, Piers Anthony
258. The Lost Princess of Oz, L. Frank Baum
259. Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon
260. Lost In A Good Book, Jasper Fforde
261. Well Of Lost Plots, Jasper Fforde
261. Life Of Pi, Yann Martel
263. The Bean Trees, Barbara Kingsolver
264. A Yellow Rraft In Blue Water, Michael Dorris 265. Little House on the Prairie, Laura Ingalls Wilder 267. Where The Red Fern Grows, Wilson Rawls 268. Griffin & Sabine, Nick Bantock
269. Witch of Black Bird Pond, Joyce Friedland
270. Mrs. Frisby And The Rats Of NIMH, Robert C. O'Brien
271. Tuck Everlasting, Natalie Babbitt Bleh.
272. The Cay, Theodore Taylor
273. From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, E.L. Konigsburg
274. The Phantom Tollbooth, Norton Jester
275. The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin
276. The Kitchen God's Wife, Amy Tan
277. The Bone Setter's Daughter, Amy Tan
278. Relic, Duglas Preston & Lincolon Child
279. Wicked, Gregory Maguire 280. American Gods, Neil Gaiman
281. Misty of Chincoteague, Marguerite Henry
282. The Girl Next Door, Jack Ketchum
283. Haunted, Judith St. George
284. Singularity, William Sleator
285. A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson 286. Different Seasons, Stephen King
287. Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
288. About a Boy, Nick Hornby
289. The Bookman's Wake, John Dunning
290. The Church of Dead Girls, Stephen Dobyns 291. Illusions, Richard Bach
292. Magic's Pawn, Mercedes Lackey
293. Magic's Promise, Mercedes Lackey
294. Magic's Price, Mercedes Lackey 295. The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Gary Zukav
296. Spirits of Flux and Anchor, Jack L. Chalker 297. Interview with the Vampire, Anne Rice 298. The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, Brenda Love
299. Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace.
300. The Bluest Eye, Toni Morrison.
301. The Cider House Rules, John Irving.
302. Ender's Game, Orson Scott Card
303. Girlfriend in a Coma, Douglas Coupland
304. The Lion's Game, Nelson Demille
305. The Sun, The Moon, and the Stars, Stephen Brust
306. Cyteen, C. J. Cherryh
307. Foucault's Pendulum, Umberto Eco
308. Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson
309. Invisible Monsters, Chuck Palahniuk
310. Camber of Culdi, Kathryn Kurtz 311. The Fountainhead, Ayn Rand
312. War and Rememberance, Herman Wouk
313. The Art of War, Sun Tzu
314. The Giver, Lois Lowry
315. The Telling, Ursula Le Guin
316. Xenogenesis (or Lilith's Brood), Octavia Butler (Dawn, Adulthood Rites, Imago)
317. A Civil Campaign, Lois McMaster Bujold
318. The Curse of Chalion, Lois McMaster Bujold
319. The Aeneid, Publius Vergilius Maro (Vergil)
320. Hanta Yo, Ruth Beebe Hill
321. The Princess Bride, S. Morganstern (or William Goldman) 322. Beowulf, Anonymous 323. The Sparrow, Maria Doria Russell
324. Deerskin, Robin McKinley
325. Dragonsong, Anne McCaffrey
326. Passage, Connie Willis
327. Otherland, Tad Williams
328. Tigana, Guy Gavriel Kay
329. Number the Stars, Lois Lowry
330. Beloved, Toni Morrison
331. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, Christopher Moore
332. The mysterious disappearance of Leon, I mean Noel, Ellen Raskin
333. Summer Sisters, Judy Blume 334. The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Victor Hugo 335. The Island on Bird Street, Uri Orlev
336. in the Dollhouse, Marjorie Filley Stover
337. The Miracle Worker, William Gibson
338. The Genesis Code, John Case 339. The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Robert Louis Stevensen 340. Paradise Lost, John Milton
341. Phantom, Susan Kay
342. The Mummy or Ramses the Damned, Anne Rice
343. Anno Dracula, Kim Newman
344: The Dresden Files: Grave Peril, Jim Butcher
345: Tokyo Suckerpunch, Issac Adamson
346: The Winter of Magic's Return, Pamela Service
347: The Oddkins, Dean R. Koontz
348. My Name is Asher Lev, Chaim Potok
349. The Last Goodbye, Raymond Chandler
350. At Swim, Two Boys, Jaime O'Neill
351. Othello, by William Shakespeare
352. The Collected Poems of Dylan Thomas
353. The Collected Poems of William Butler Yeats
354. Sati, Christopher Pike
355. The Divine Comedy, Dante
356. The Apology, Plato
357. The Small Rain, Madeline L'Engle
358. The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Richard E Cytowick
359. 5 Novels, Daniel Pinkwater
360. The Sevenwaters Trilogy, Juliet Marillier
361. Girl with a Pearl Earring, Tracy Chevalier
362. To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
363. Our Town, Thorton Wilder
364. Green Grass Running Water, Thomas King
335. The Interpreter, Suzanne Glass
336. The Moor's Last Sigh, Salman Rushdie
337. The Mother Tongue, Bill Bryson
338. A Passage to India, E.M. Forster
339. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stephen Chbosky 340. The Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux 341. Pages for You, Sylvia Brownrigg
342. The Changeover, Margaret Mahy
343. Howl's Moving Castle, Diana Wynne Jones
344. Angels and Demons, Dan Brown
345. Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo
346. Shosha, Isaac Bashevis Singer
347. Travels With Charley, John Steinbeck
348. The Diving-bell and the Butterfly by Jean-Dominique Bauby
349. The Lunatic at Large by J. Storer Clouston
350. Time for bed by David Baddiel
351. Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold
352. Quite Ugly One Morning by Christopher Brookmyre
353. The Bloody Sun by Marion Zimmer Bradley
354. Sewer, Gas, and Eletric by Matt Ruff
355. Jhereg by Steven Brust
356. So You Want To Be A Wizard by Diane Duane
357. Perdido StreetStation, China Mieville
358. The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Anne Bronte
359. Road-side Dog, Czeslaw Milosz
360. The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje
361. Neuromancer, William Gibson
362. The Epistemology of the Closet, Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick
363. A Canticle for Liebowitz, Walter M. Miller, Jr
364. The Mask of Apollo, Mary Renault 365. The Gunslinger, Stephen King 366. Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare 367. Childhood's End, Arthur C. Clarke
368. A Season of Mists, Neil Gaiman
369. Ivanhoe, Walter Scott
370. The God Boy, Ian Cross
371. The Beekeeper's Apprentice, Laurie R. King
372. Finn Family Moomintroll, Tove Jansson 373. Stormbringer, Michael Moorcock
374. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Philip K. Dick
375. Assassin's Apprentice, Robin Hobb
376. number9dream, David Mitchell
377. A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin
378. Five Quarters of the Orange, Joanne Harris
379. Darkness at , Arthur Koestler
380. Einstein's Dreams, Alan Lightman
381. Dance On My Grave, Aidan Chambers
382. Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula Leguin
383. Hyperion, Dan Simmons
384. Martian Chronicles, Ray Bradbury
385. Checkmate, Dorothy Dunnett
386. To Say Nothing of the Dog, Connie Willis
387. A Clash of Kings, George RR Martin
388. The Egyptian, Mika Waltari
389. Moab Is My Washpot, Stephen Fry 390. Contact, Carl Sagan
391. Mythago Wood, Robert Holdstock
392. Feersum Endjinn, Iain M. Banks
393. The Golden, Lucius Shepard
394. Decamerone, Boccaccio
395. Birdy, William Wharton
396. The Red Tent, Anita Diaman 397. The Foundation, Isaac Asimov
398. Il Principe, Machiavelli
399. Post Office, Charles Bukowski
400. Macht und Rebel, Abu Rasul
401. Grass, Sheri S. Tepper 402. The Long Walk, Richard Bachman 403. Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman
404. The Joy Of Work, Scott Adams
405. Romeo, Elise Title
406. The Ninth Gate, Arturo Perez-Reverte 407. Memnoch the Devil, Anne Rice 408. Dead Famous, Ben Elton
409. Scarlett, Alexandra Ripley
410. Dead Souls, Nikolai Gogol
411. Look to Windward, Iain M. Banks
412. The Colossus of Maroussi, Henry Miller
413. Branded, Alissa Quart
414. The Idiot, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
415. Dharma Bums, Jack Kerouac
416. White teeth, Zadie Smith
417. Under the bell jar, Sylvia Plath
418. The little prince of Belleville, Calixthe Beyala
419. Madame Bovary, Gustave Flaubert
420. A King Lear of the Steppes, Ivan Turgenev
421. The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
422. Memoirs of a Revolutionist, Peter Kropotkin
423. Hija de la Fortuna, Isabel Allende
424. Retrato en Sepia, Isabel Allende
425. Villette, Charlotte Brontë
426. Steppenwolf, Herman Hesse
427. Ubik, Philip K. Dick
428. Mein Kampf, Adolf Hitler
429. Solaris, Stanislaw Lem
430. The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway
431. Nausea, Jean Paul Sartre
432. The Island of the Day Before, Umberto Eco
433. The Elementary Particles, Michel Houellebecq
434. The Angel Of The West Window, Gustav Meyrink
435. A Farewell To Arms, Ernest Hemingway
436. Naked Lunch, William S. Burroughs
437. Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut
438. In the Eyes of Mr. Fury, Philip Ridley
439. Consider Phlebas, Iain M. Banks
440. Into the Forest, Jean Hegland
441. Middlesex -Jeffrey Eugenides
442. The Giving Tree -Shel Silverstein
443. Go Ask Alice -Anonymous
444. Waiting For Godot, Samuel Becket 445. Blankets, Craig Thompson
446. The Girls' Guide To Hunting And Fishing, Melissa Banks 447. Voice of the Fire, Alan Moore 448. The Geography of Nowhere, James Howard Kunstler 449. Coraline, Neil Gaiman
450. The Secret, Adrian Malone
451. Freedom’s Landing, Anne McCafferey
452. Club Vampyre, Laurell K. Hamilton
Remeber, if you're goping to continue this list that you have to bold all the books that you have read, so you're going to have to read the list. Your three that you add should always be bolded, unless you are adding books you never read, which would be weird.
What the %$#@, I wrote whole weblog yesterday and now it's gone! Dammit! I'll have to re-write it on Monday.
Anyway,
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
We've been having a pretty lazy one. Thanks to being sick all week, Eating way too much sugar yesterday, and being up late ont he side of the highway due to van troubles both Pam and I were pretty exhausted today. I kept getting up periodically to check e-mails but didn't really get up out of bed until about 3 pm.
I check my e-mail too much & and am a selfish weenie for doing so especially when Pam (the most perfect person) IS AROUND!
Pam wrote that last line. So you can see what I have to deal with.
screw you weenie head
That was Pam again, since you can see where this is headed, I'm going to forget what I was going to write here and add it to my Monday weblog so keep an eye out for that on Monday!
Well, I'm slowly but surely giving our merchandise and clothing page a much needed face lift. You can check out the work in mid-progress at the current url of: www.cafepress.com/smashcomics
New Books -
Aside from the great reaction to my new book Monkeys and Midgets (illustrated by Nelson Danielson) there's even more new book news. My self-help book "How To Get Published The Open Book Press Way" has just been released. Also we'll soon have "Rock Starz" an epic our space rock saga created and illustrated by my Monkeys and Midgets partner in crime Nelson Danielson. Plus we have a hardcover novel coming down the pipeline called "The Jewel of Scotland", a detective thriller written by new novelist Lynda Janzen! For more info hit on over to www.openbookpress.com
Press Releases -
In case you didn't notice another one of our press releases in all over the web. You can check it out at;
Still feeling like shit. Super stupid busy with work and trying to get together 2 books we're goign to publish. Not much time to write today, but I get out of work early trommorow so I'll make it up.
Sick as a dog. My work times been screwed this week. Monday I got some stuff done after work, but then we had to go to Pam's parents to get the van fixed. Then yesterday I was feeling shitty all day and then after work ended up puking all night until I had to go to sleep.
Finally folks! It's time for my much anticipated, never duplicated;
10 Ways to make Comics better
Many thanks to Alan David Doane of www.comicbookgalaxy.com for his "15 Ways to Make Comics Better" which inspired this column.
1. Publishers/Writers - Keep Characters dead. Some very moving and well written stories are created which involve the death of a major character. When someone comes along later and "ressurects" them it not only seems cheesy, but it leaves long time readers with the feeling that the stories that they remember fondly are now moot and pointless, with no overall effect on the characters. It also seems egotistical to come along and undo the work of another writer who worked on the series before you. There is no reaseon that characters like Cyclops or Colossus need to be alive in todays comics.
2. Would be creators - Educate yourselves. Really put the effort forth. Learn all that you can about the industry so that you know HOW to behave in a professional manner when trying to get work with a publisher. Having a superior attitude right from the get-go will not get you any work. Have a realistic idea about what you should be getting paid, and never forget that even though you are a freelancer, the publisher is still your boss, not the other way around.
3. Educators - Whether is be at the Kubert School of Art or at a local high school. Educators need to fit at least a small portion of career study into their art curriculum. Future artists should be learning from an early age how to actually produce art that they can get paid for and make a living from as well as the traditional technical studies. We do it for every other profession, why not teach some practical skills on how to work in the art field.
4. Readers - We know that you have loved Spider-Man and Nightwing since you were a wee kid, but don't keep buying those books month in and month out just because of nostalgia. If you find yourself repeatedly saying this story/writer stinks, then quite buying it until that writer is gone, that's the only real way to get your message across to the big dog comic publishers. While you're taking a break from your monthly favorites try something new, a new comic, something you never heard of, or something small press. You'll be helping to ensure that comics in the future meet your standards and helping the career of an unknown today who may be your next favorite Spider-Man writer tommorow.
5. Would be creators - Submit your work to as many publishers as possible not just the big guys. The most important part is do not submit work that is not your best, and do not send a submission that does not meet the guidelines of the company. If a company is looking for a 10 page back-up humor comic, don't send your 4 issue horror mini-series. DO your research with each company and know what to expect.
6. Editors/Publishers - Don't accept or approve limp stories that are sub-par just to keep a monthly schedule going. The industry needs to change. Be more picky and only take the best stories, if that means not being able to produce a monthly Thor comic so be it. Wait for good ideas and produce them as they come. If you want to keep up with the industry we need more mini-series, one-shots, and graphic novels.
7. Distributors - Get some new blood into your comapny with a fresh perspective on a regular basis. Your view of the industry may be a few years outdated and not reflect the current opinions of readers. The people who really lose out here are the slew of small publishers. Readers do like indy comics and they do sell, but the reason they don't move large numbers is because the distributors won't carry them so it's harder for stores to get them.
8. Publishers - realize that no one wants your new original character that's like Superman, but not. Quite trying to publish rip-offs and rehashes of prominent characters. The ideas are tired, they've been done. So have mainstream super-hero comics. If you are going to make a spandex and tights book be original and put a new flavor and twist on it that makes readers and critics talk.
9. Writers - Don't try to turn every piece of writing you do into the next Crisis on infinite earths. Instead of trying to pull in readers by making everything a monumental epic, try doing stories that evoke even more emotion by delving into the characters feelings, personalities and emotions and how they interact and conflict with the emotions and actions of other characters.Make the stories character driven not hype driven and create a story that develops and evolves a character and leaves a lasting impression. Do that and you will soon find yourself with a growing fan following.
10. Store Owners - Try ordering in at least a few unknown comics every month. Heck if you can even try having one rack dedicated to small press indy stuff, even if it's a small one. You might be surprised at how many people pick it up, even some of your regulars who are into mainstream. Just order a couple copies of each book, if they don't sell out try another book in their place next time. You might be surprised how many people come in looking for that book/creator/publisher on a month to month basis after discovering it in your store.
Well that's my humble attempt at ten things that would improve comics off the top of my head. I'd never write this to think I could write a better one than the guy who inspired it, it's just my two cents and it's somehting I was thinking about for awhile before I read Alan's column. Let me know what you guys think, whether you agree or disagree, I welcome all comments. Hopefully I haven't been to self-serving or heavy handed to any side of this industry, although I am a publisher myself I did try to stay impartial when writing this.
Thanks for taking an interest readers and I'll be back writing on here soon....
Sorry folks, my 10 ways to improve comics has got to be postponed until tommorow. The rat fucks at my work are screwing with my schedule at the last minute again so I have ot go into work now.
Now there's no doubt that Mr. Doane knows his comics, and I do agree with him on many points, but there are several points where I think Mr. Doane is way off. So i've decided to come up with a friendly good natures response to Alan's points.
For everyone's sake I hope you didn't go read that right away because I'm just going to paste it here followed by my comments.
15 Ways to Make Comics Better
There's a lot of people who want to make comics better. Here are some ways I believe that could actually be accomplished.
1. Creators: Create, always, human stories with a strong narrative voice, a clear point of view, and a reason for existing. Anything less insults the reader and devalues you as a creator.
I Agree
2. Creators and publishers: Ensure high-quality reproduction at every step of the process from the creation of the artwork to the final print job. Poor reproduction removes the reader from the story. You are the ultimate advocate for the work, and for the reader. Fail them and they will flee from you.
I Agree
3. Publishers: Allow corporate-owned characters who have become creatively bankrupt through mis-handling to lay fallow for a few years. There's no reason at all why Green Lantern, Iron Man, Thor, or most other second-tier characters must be published month-in and month-out. Wait until a creator or creators have solid, original ideas with which to stage a true revival rather than a lame renumbering. If you must publish these characters for trademark purposes, issue affordable, monthly reprints of landmark runs until such a time that a worthwhile new take on the character can be published.
I completely agree, further more, I think every company, especially Marvel would see sales and profits increase if they cancelled the ongoing monthly stinkers, and only published mini-series of these characters when a creator comes along with a good idea. Something that develops the character. Reprints of classic stories are a great idea too, it used ot work in the 60's & 70's. Hell re-prints kept characters like the X-Men alive long enough to become what they are today. No editor should be accepting sub-standard stories just to keep the monthly schedule going.
4. Publishers: Publish complex, riveting titles like The Invisibles, Sleeper and Promethea as original graphic novels, a complete storyline published in HC every six months, with the SC to follow six months after initial HC release. If you cannot find an economic model in which to make this work, you have no business being in publishing. If you don't want to put your hands in the toilet and fix things, you shouldn't be a plumber.
I agree with this point, it is definately the way to go, and is definately being put into practice in my business for future books.
5. Would-Be Publishers: Realize that no new comics company can be expected to make any money whatsoever within the first five years of its existence. If you do not have the capital shored up to protect against that fact, and do not have the confidence that your books will be of such high-quality as to ensure a large readership that builds over the first three years, then do not start your new comics company until you can meet those marketplace realities. Wishing will not make it so, and if you build it, history has shown that they will not come.
This is somewhat true, the fact and reality is that it is a hard market. But this point is a little harsh and norrow mindedly focused on people who want to compete with Marvel and DC. I'd encourage anyone who is willing to do this stuff for their love of it to start small, self-publishing mini-comics and web comics and work your way up. Don't expect to get rich any time soon, and if that's your motivation there are a lot better opportunities than comics.
6. Publishers: No one wants your new superhero universe, American-created Manga, or fifth-week event. No one.
True to a point. If you are dead set and have to do a super hero type comic, bring something new to the table. Create something so original it gets people exited about the genre again and about your work. No more generic Superman rip offs please.
7. Publishers: If you cannot give away 200,000 copies for free or for a quarter, you cannot sell 10,000 for $2.95.
This point is way off and I feel a little misguided. To say a publisher who can't give away a ton of comics or sell 'em cheap has no business in the market is a way of inadvertently dismissing everything produced by several good companies. This statement dismisses companies such as Landwaster Books, AdHouse Books, Drawn & Quarterly, Oni, Top Shelf, Pantheon, NBM, and more. I could even include Open Book Press here if I didn't know for a fact that we are planning on doing a cheap priced primer in the future. For me it's not the cover price of a book that determines its value, its the content.
8. Publishers: Because you like a writer or artist, that does not mean that readers will like their work. The worst thing an editor or publisher can do is be buddies with the talent they publish. If your judgment is thus compromised, you owe it to yourself, your creators and your readers to seek out blunt, critical analysis of the quality of the work and its liklihood of success before publishing it.
Very True.
9. Would-Be Publishers: If you must publish comics and are not already an established company with a well-known line and a reliable slate of books, then start your new company with one bulletproof book that is so well done and wildly entertaining that it can serve as the foundation of a steadily-growing company over the course of the next five years.
Again this is really the only way to go with monthly comics, Graphic novels are a little different, but yes valid point.
10. Creators: At all stages of the creative process, seek out the opinions and evaluations of people whose tastes and critical faculties you trust implicitly. Ask them to be brutally honest in judging your work, and accept that there is at least a grain of truth in everything they tell you, and likely a lot more than a grain.
I agree
11. Readers: Do not continue to buy and support comics that do anything less than dazzle you with their ingenuity, their quality storytelling, and their elegance of purpose and design. The only reason any publisher can continue to produce bad comics is because people buy them. Just stop.
VERY VERY TRUE
12. Readers: Find critics whose tastes clearly intersect with your own, and follow their recommendations into places you might previously have avoided. If Critic A's explanation of why they like a book you like makes sense to you, then find a book they recommend that you haven't read, and try that one. Watch the magic happen.
Good point, or just try buying something you've never read instead of that tired crappy bad written mainstream comic.
13. Do not ever buy a comic book with the expectation that you will sell it at a profit later on. 99 percent of every comic book you ever will buy over the course of your life will be worth 12 cents or less within a month after you buy it. Selah.
True, this is no longer a collector's market. Thank God!
14. Publishers: If you cannot afford a full-time publicity department that is dedicated to getting your books the maximum exposure possible, then you cannot afford to be a publisher. Hiring the talent and printing the books is no more than 50 percent of the equation that results in a successful book.
True but slightly harsh. Publicity is a huge issue, and you either have to have the staff to do it, time to do it yourself, or the money to hire a company that can. If you want to make sales you need publicity. Never underestimate the importance of press releases.
15. Readers: Go through your collection regularly, and pluck out any comics you haven't felt the need to re-read for a year or more. Set them aside, and evaluate whether you really want to spend a portion of your rent money providing space for comics you no longer want or need. Throw them out, trade them, give them away, or sell them on eBay. Make room for better comics in your home, and in your life. Make careful note of the creators and publishers who tend to create books that you are not still excited about months after you first read them. Reconsider investing your money in their books in the future. Would you return time and again to a restaurant that served you bad food? There's so much more out there, waiting to be discovered.
This is true and a very good point except for one thing; NEVER THROW OUT YOUR COMICS! If you don't want to trade, give away or sell them, donate them to a worthwhile charity such as www.comics4kids.org or www.operationcomixrelief.freeservers.com If you absolutely don't even want to donate them then give them to me and I'll find them a good home!
Well that's all form me for today, but come back tommorow for MY list of 10 Ways to make comics better! (I know it's not 15 points, but I just don't have that kind of time)
Well here we go some more specifics on the biz nizzy...
Well as you can see our new site at www.openbookpress.com is functional. You can go there and check out the info and the scoop on all our happenings. We'll continue to update the content as well as add new features gradually as we go along. Soon we'll also have a sister site at www.openbookpress.info active as well.
Books that are out; If you've read the previous entries you know that we have got 3 books out. Those would be: Dreams in Texture, Grafenveer Vol.1, and Monkeys and Midgets. All three of those are available on www.amazon.com, www.alibris.com, www.booksurge.com, and www.openbookpress.com. Book retailers can order at www.booksurgedirect.com Those books will also be made available at book stores, book chains, and libraries within the next couple of months. As well all three books have been submitted for distribution to: Diamond, FM International, Bud Plant, Last Gasp, Cold Cut, and more. We are still working on the ditribution to main stream book distributors.
Merchandise; the pot is simmering on some new merchandise developments. The stuff will be ready soon. It's too soon to drop any info but it will involve our continued, but beefed up merchandise sold through our site with cafepress.com We'll also be developing several t-shirts NOT available through Cafe' Press.
Shows shows shows. We are tentatively scheduled for the Toronto Comic Con Fan Appreciation Day on August 24th as well As the Canadian Comic Expo on August 26-28 both in Toronto at the Metro Convention Centre. We are also booked for MoCCA Comic Art Festival June 11-12, and The Big Apple Con June 17-18 both in New York. The list of talent from Open Book Press attending those shows will be confirmed soon. As well Open Book Press will have sales representation and promotion present at: Los Angeles Times Festival of Books April 23-24 in L.A., Book Expo America June 3-5 in New York, and the American Library Association Summer June 25-28 in Chicago. Talent may attend those shows as well and will be confirmed at a later date.
We're going to plan two of our own events soon too. The first is a book launch party. It will be held in Kincardine and will celebrate the launch of our first 4 books. If it goes well multiple launch parties will be planned in the future. The other event is a small press book fair to be held in Tiverton Ontario. Dates and times have yet to be determined.
Coming Soon; Our next book will be out in a couple of weeks. It's working title was "Working with Open Book Press", but has now been officially changed to "How To Get Published The Open Book Press Way". Our fifth book will be titled "Rock Starz" and will be a 200+ page space epic both written and drawn by Nelson Danielson. Rock Stars follows the adventures of a desperate intergalactic rock band who spend more time getting into trouble than they do playing music.